9/22/2009

Test For Dementia

--[World Uyghur Congress世界維吾爾代表大會] & Rebiya Kadeer熱比婭‧卡德爾(維吾爾語:رابىيە قادىر、拉丁維文:Rabiye Qadir,1947年1月21日-)


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Below are four questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really are.

底下有4道題跟1道加分題,須即時作答,不准花時間想,讓我們瞧瞧你有多聰明。



First Question: 第1題

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in?

你參加賽跑,追過第 2 名,你是第幾名?



Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!

正解: 如果你答第 1 名,你就錯啦!你追過第 2名,只是取代那人的位置,你單蘭是第 2 名。



To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. 

答第 2 題,不能花跟第 1 題同樣時間。



Second Question : 第2題

If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?

你參加賽跑,追過最後1名,你是第幾名?



Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?

正解: 如果你答倒數第 2 名,你又錯了。嘿,你怎能追過最後1名呢?你顯然沒玩進去! 對吼



Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

很詭異的算術哦!注意:只能心算,不准用紙筆或計算機,試試看咩。



Third Question: 第3題

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?

1000 加上 40 ,再加 1000 ,再加 30 ,再加 1000 ,再加20 ,再加1次 1000 ,現在加上 10 ,總數多少?



Answer : Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!

正解: 得到 5000 是嗎?正確答案是 4100 。不信?用計算機查證吧!



Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

今天對你鐵諸事不宜,或許最後1道你會對?



Fourth Question: 第4題

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Mary 的老爸有5個女兒,第1個女兒Nana , 第2個女兒Nene , 第3個女兒 Nini ,第4個女兒 Nono ,第5個女兒的名字叫啥?



Answer : Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

正解: 答案是 Nunu 嗎? NO!決不是,她的名字叫Mary ,請重讀1次問題!



Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one !

那,現在是加分題。這題可稍稍挽回你!



Bonus Question 加分題 :

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

1個啞巴想買牙刷,向老闆模仿刷牙動作,成功地買到。現在如果1個瞎子想買1副太陽眼鏡,得如何表達?



Answer : He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple.

正解: 他只要張嘴問就可以啦。他是瞎子,不是啞巴。就這麼簡單。



KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE 'SMART PEOPLE' IN YOUR LIFE .

不妨把這個傳下去,以漏氣那些生活中遇到的「聰明人」 。


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